Uh-oh, I think I just got myself in a bit of a pickle.​ If you haven’t heard the news, I just got my hands on the blue male retractable hands-free masturbation cup.​ Boy, was the excitement almost too much to handle! I mean, what a time to be alive!

At first, I was a little intimidated by the look of it.​ I mean, I’m not a “blue male” by any stretch of the imagination.​ However, luckily I found myself with enough bravery and curiosity to give it a go.​ And, let me tell show, I’m so glad I did.​

They say that good things come in small packages, and this device proves that rule right.​ It’s not only big enough to fit comfortably, but still small enough to stow away easily.​ It also has a built-in motor that vibrates and retracts on command.​

But beyond the specs and features, I think the best part about this device is the sheer convenience it provides.​ I no longer have to worry about spilling or cleaning up lube or residue.​ All I have to do is press a button,and my hands-free masturbation cup does the rest for me.​

Plus, the device is also incredibly discreet.​ I mean, if you saw it just sitting on my bedside table, you’d never guess what it was.​ But in the privacy of my bedroom, I can be spontaneous and free—that’s the biggest perk in my opinion.​

And who knows? Now that I have this wonderful invention, maybe I’ll be able to say goodbye to my repetitive “Me Time” routine and say hello to, something I’d much rather not share here.​

Still, I wish I had known about it sooner.​ It’s such a revolutionary product, and dildos I’m so grateful that blue male has it innovated a product like this to help us get our rocks off.​

I then asked my friend what she thought.​ She liked the idea of the cup also, saying it could be a great gift for her boyfriend.​ In order for him to get the most out of it she thought it was important to experiment with the different settings and know which stimulation works for him.​

The cup has a lot of features I hadn’t come across before.​ It can be used with solo play and several people can add to the fun.​ The modes allow different sensations for different areas in the cup such as the clitoris or the penis.​ It has 7 different speeds and 7 different intensity settings.​ From gentle caressing to more of an all out pounding.​

Another cool feature is that you can have the cup heat up in seconds simply by clicking a button.​ This way you can explore the feeling of heat in addition to the vibration.​ On top of that, the cup has built in speakers to allow you to listen to your favorite tunes or podcasts while using the cup.​

And lastly, the company is offering a money-back guarantee with a full refund if the customer is not happy with the product.​ I felt this was a way for the company to offer a risk-free experience for their customers.​

So whether you’re a single person looking for a solo session or a couple looking for a new way to spice up the bedroom, this blue male retractable hands-free masturbation cup could be just the device for you.​ My friend and vibrators I were both very impressed and I think this is the perfect way to explore and experiment with yourself or with a partner.​