I’m so excited! I’m finally ready to name my new strap-on dildo! I’ve been looking for months for the perfect one, and I think I’ve found the perfect one. Now I just have to decide on a good name.
First of all, I want to capture its essence. What does this toy represent? Is it an empowering tool for enhancing my sexual experiences? Is it a wild, fun, adventurous toy to explore new sexual boundaries with? Is it a naughty reminder of my sexuality?
Second, I want to come up with something totally unique. I don’t want a plain name like “alpha” or “John.” This is MY strap-on dildo and it deserves something fun and sassy. And I want it to be memorable.
Third, I should take into account my sexual partner(s). Will they be comfortable with some of the more risque names I’m considering? Could it make them feel awkward or uncomfortable? I definitely don’t want it to be a distraction or sex dolls hinder the enjoyable experience.
Fourth, I want the name to make sense for what it is and what it does. I mean, it’s a toy for exploring my own sexuality, and it should be understood as such. Maybe I can communicate that more directly with the name. Also, does the name reflect my own personality and sense of humor?
Fifth, I want something creative. I want the name to be quirky or clever. What if I make up a word, like “straponosaurus”? Or I could combine two words, like “strap-licious” or “strap-tacular”?
Finally, I’m keeping in mind that this name should reflect my ever-growing sexuality. This dildo is part of my journey of exploration into deeper pleasure and self-discovery, so I want the name to reflect that.
So, what to name my strap-on dildo?! I’m not sure yet, but I know when I see it, I’ll know. I’m sure once I find the perfect handle for the toy, sex dolls it’ll be like a lightbulb turning on. Until then, I’m just brainstorming ideas and having a blast with it!